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gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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apitnobaka:

DO YOU WANNA DEFEAT HYDRAAAAA— 

obviously (this) post started all. orz.

(via sweetatlanticdaydream)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via stuckonthislaunchpad)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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usbdongle:

mozzazzella:

it’s so bizarre seeing 13 and 14 year olds on here typing and acting like everyone else on tumblr because i think back to when i was 13 and on deviantart and i wonder “where’s your weeaboo phase. no you can’t just skip it where is it”

(via skylightsy)

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

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wellivebeenhuddledupalone:

Oh, oh, these are beautiful times!

(via owlistic)

oh-strawberryavalanche:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

image

(Source: mangacartaholygrail, via justashirtandbowtie)

juniorsailmakermattcruse:

adele set fire to the rain and thus flames pond was born

(via sneakybookworm)

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy, via sweetie-were-going-down)

#Hootowl Problems

Parents: *turns on the news*
News: And latest news, in Seattle, we have thunderstorm warnings...
Me:
Parents: ...no
Me:
Parents: Please no
Me:
Parents: Not this aga-
Me: HELLO SEATTLE, I AM A MOUNTAINEER IN THE HILLS AND HIGHLANDS
Parents: WHY
hella-pathetic:

trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

That jazzmaster

ravenstagnight:

Benedict: Can I get some water please?

Guy in audience: Aww

Benedict (in a high pitched voice): Aww he’s thirsty. He’s just like us!

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